Something for the weekend

Hats off to Marks and Spencer.

Having emailed them they asked me to send my trousers and shirt back to them. They completely agreed that there was a problem with these garments.

This morning's post brought a full refund, and this afternoon I purchased another three shirts.
Hopefully these will last longer than the last ones did.

And what chance do Englands rugby team have against France? Little, in my view.
Ashton will have to go, but I will be happy to eat my hat.

The bugging of MPs has been in the news recently.
If the victim is the buggee, what is the person who places the bug?