The dirtiest car in the MS car park

Alf and I both drive cars that were once white, but whose paint had turned green on account of the fact that we have to park them under trees. Alf's car was even greener than mine, and that was saying something.

Alf had his car serviced and MOTd. The garage decided that no customer of theirs was going to be allowed to drive around in such a dirty car, so they cleaned it for him. That meant that my car was now the dirtiest one in the MS car park.

I also have MOT an service due at the end of the month, so I decided to clean my car - just to give the illusion that I was a caring owner.

I took the garden hose and prepared to wash it. Problem! There was more water coming out of the side of the hose than there was coming out of the end of it. Time for a new hose which I bought yesterday.

My car is now transformed. It is immaculate inside and out.

This means that Alf' car is again the dirtiest in the MS car park, and I am feeling very smug.