Exploding trousers

I am 100% with Jeremy Paxman in complaining about the poor quality of some M&S clothing lines.

Monday night at he MS, I was sitting on a stool minding my on business, when all of a sudden I heard a ripping noise coming from the direction of my tousers. I glanced down and found a hole about two inches long where the lower edge of the pocket joined the leg. A minute or so later another rip and the hole was larger, and so on. I finished my pint and left whilst I still had trousers to wear. Doing a Brian Rix was not my idea of a drink at the pub.

These were not ordinary trousers, these were M&S exploding trousers.